This website is made up of killers
A compilation of my favourite ‘we’re all killers’ posts.
“money doesn’t buy happiness” let me test this hypothesis
*older relative voice* Do you have a boyfriend?
do not put minty gum on your nipple!!!! i repeat do noT PUT MINTY GUM ON YOUR NIPPLe
why not? i want to try it
DO NOT PUT MINTY GUM ON YOUR NIPPLE UNLESS YOU WANT TO EXPERIENCE SATAN LICKING YOUR NIPPLE THEN A DRAGON BREATHING FIRE ON IT
i wanna put minty gum on my nipple
castiel + faceless
carry on my
lay your weary
driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons
that’s how I wanna go
Okay but if you read the article he wasn’t stabbed
he literally walked into the blade thinking it was a toy and not that it was a replica actual sword
HE LITERALLY WALKED INTO MY SWORD OFFICER
"And he just walked right into the point. I don’t know if he thought it was a toy."
and a bit later in the article, this gem:
"The ex-husband was taken to hospital following the altercation, but not before he, in true Zelda fashion, smashed a pot (a flower pot, over the head of Thompson)."
This is how Michael and I are going to die.
THAT BLOKE WHO WROTE THEM BOOKS ABOUT THOSE HOBBIT THINGS WAS A TOP LAD
do you know how much better life would be if we could zoom our eyes in and out
Stepping closer. You are talking about moving your body.
oh yes let me just step closer into the sky and look at the stars, or how about i step closer into the tiger den at the zoo to see them better